Bill's Secret Stuff

Every great athlete has a secret. A pregame ritual. A lucky pair of socks. A suspiciously effective beverage that nobody's ever bothered to have tested.

When the game is on the line, the odds are astronomical and the fate of the universe rests on a bunch of guys who probably shouldn't be playing basketball in the first place, sometimes you need a little something extra.

Enter this mysterious concoction rumored to improve your jump shot, boost your confidence and make even the most questionable athletic decisions seem perfectly reasonable.

May cause excessive confidence, spontaneous celebrations and the sudden belief that you belong in the starting lineup. Results may vary. Actual basketball ability not included.